Guaranteed Sure-Fire Pickup Lines:

"When I noticed your tits, I just knew I had to meet you."

"I'm not interested in superficial things. What I really want to know is how you feel on the inside"

"We musicians use the rhythm method. What day of the month are you?"

"Did you know that the very first form of natural birth control was fellatio?"

"Could you help me get this thing out of my nose?"

"So what are you gonna fix us for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

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