ROGAINE
(parody of "Cocaine")

J. Brent© 2001

If your mane is gone and you wanna ride on

Don’t accept the fact that it won’t grow back

 

If you’re really galled that you’re going bald

If you’re thin on top and you want a mop

 

If you wear a toupee and it makes you look gay

You can chuck that rug if you take this drug

 

SOLOS

 

If you look like a square ‘cause you’re losing your hair

If your dome shines like chrome and you don’t need a comb

 

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