ROGAINE
(parody of "Cocaine")

J. Brent© 2001

If your mane is gone and you wanna ride on

Donít accept the fact that it wonít grow back

 

If youíre really galled that youíre going bald

If youíre thin on top and you want a mop

 

If you wear a toupee and it makes you look gay

You can chuck that rug if you take this drug

 

SOLOS

 

If you look like a square Ďcause youíre losing your hair

If your dome shines like chrome and you donít need a comb

 

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