(parody of "Cocaine")

J. Brent© 2001

If your mane is gone and you wanna ride on

Donít accept the fact that it wonít grow back


If youíre really galled that youíre going bald

If youíre thin on top and you want a mop


If you wear a toupee and it makes you look gay

You can chuck that rug if you take this drug




If you look like a square Ďcause youíre losing your hair

If your dome shines like chrome and you donít need a comb



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