Jeff Brent - "Don't Hate"

DON'T YOU HATE YOUR NEIGHBORS

A dumb Country & Western Style
dipshit ditty

by The One and Only
Amazing and Inimitable
Fearless and Death-Defying
(but sometimes silly)
ahem...
MISTER JETHRO BRENT
(wild applause)

Oh, don't you hate your neighbors!
Would you kill them if you could?
Take their life and land and money
And all their earthly goods?

Trespassers must keep out
Or I'll blow your ass away
So, don't you hate your neighbors
You might need them some day

The moral to this story (for hicks too dense to read between the lines) is:
"DON'T HATE YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOU MIGHT NEED THEM SOME DAY"

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