DON'T YOU HATE YOUR NEIGHBORS
A dumb Country & Western Style
by The One and Only
Amazing and Inimitable
Fearless and Death-Defying
(but sometimes silly)
MISTER JETHRO BRENT
Oh, don't you hate your neighbors!
Would you kill them if you could?
Take their life and land and money
And all their earthly goods?
Trespassers must keep out
Or I'll blow your ass away
So, don't you hate your neighbors
You might need them some day
The moral to this story (for hicks too dense to read
between the lines) is:
"DON'T HATE YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOU MIGHT NEED THEM SOME DAY"
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