CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

-Words and Music by Jeff Brent
© 1971

I met a little girl the other night
Man that little mama shore put up a fight
She said she was pure as the day she was born
Whoops, oh lordy! Well I could've sworn
Even though you're prude, I won't be rude
(I'm still a nice guy)

She told me a story about her dad
How the man would whip her if she was bad
I said, "Don't worry honey I'm sure you'll be good"
Tried everything to make her say that she would
But I got the shaft, both fore and aft For CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

CHOPPED LIVER BLUES, I got them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Well I've got the news you can't get no screws
Off them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Baby won't you taste me, It's such a shame to waste me
On CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

About this time I figured I'd be cool
So I went on down to the local high school
I met a little girl name of Merrian Webster
Thought I'd say something suave to impress her
I said, "Babe, I wanna eat you I really wanna treat you right"
(Well, that didn't work)

I gave up, went home, went to sleep
And there I was a-dreaming in the land of the deep
Surrounded by dozens of foxy looking girls
With their Black hair, Brunette, Blonde headed curls
But I was discreet, I changed the sheet

CHOPPED LIVER BLUES, I got them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Well I've got the news you can't get no screws
Off them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Baby won't you taste me, It's such a shame to waste me
On CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

I called this chick up, her name was Share
She said she couldn't go out 'cause she had to wash her hair
I said, "That's cool mama, how 'bout tomorrow night"
She said, "I'm sorry honey, that's when I have to dry it"
I wanted to be rubbed by her, instead I got snubbed by her
(I feel like a jerk)

I went to the corner store and bought a magazine
Everybody in it was making the scene
There were a lot of hot bods with no clothes on
Whoops, oh lordy! I think I feel a bone!
I couldn't believe it, so I had to relieve it
With CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

CHOPPED LIVER BLUES, I got them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Well I've got the news you can't get no screws
Off them CHOPPED LIVER BLUES
Baby won't you taste me, It's such a shame to waste me
On CHOPPED LIVER BLUES

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