A masochist dyke from Jupiter
used to have people poop at her
she'd dress up in rubber
and pay them to club her
have you ever heard anything stupider?
A kamikaze pilot from Saturn
circled in holding pattern
he knew he must die
and he didn't ask why
so he dived and he bombed and he SPLATTERN!
There once was a virgin from Venus
who had never before seen a penis
the first one she saw
filled her with awe
the rest of them filled her with semens!
A big fucking dog named Pluto
was humping a little French poodle
the bitch gave a groan
when he buried his bone
'cause he missed and rammed straight inner turd-hole!
A surrogate mother on Earth
actually liked giving birth
she would bear
one baby a year
and then sell it for what it was worth!
A quicksilver whiz kid from M-Mercury
earned his bachelor's of science in J-Jerkery
a M-Mastur's degree
is B-Bater, may be
but only PhuDs pound their puds p-perfuckly!
A Her-She sweetie from Mars
adored eating big candy bars
he'd get his kicks
sucking monstrous dicks
and swallowing all but the balls!
The randy old faggot from Neptune
gets it off in the man with the moon
when orbits collide
he rides the dark side
in a screwing poo, spewing goo union
An asshole from your anus
longed to be rich and famous
he back-stabbed and haggled
connived and finagled
so much pain... and what did it gain us?