One-Liners

Here you can find youtube videos of some of my live performances.


I would never belong to any club that would have me as a member ...


... because my member IS a club.


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Jul 31, 2006 8:50 AM 

The etymological origins of the word "Lady" 

When getting laid, typically the male is the active member while the female is the passive receptor. As such, the man is known as the "Laid-or" and the woman as the "Laid-ee". 


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Aug 1, 2006 10:08 PM 

A Little Behind 

Did you hear the one about the procrastinating gay hooker that was always getting a little behind in his work? 


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Aug 2, 2006 9:46 AM 

My mommy told me so 

Always look both ways before taking candy from strangers! 


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Aug 3, 2006 9:42 AM 

you're in denial 

What you get when an Egyptian takes a pee in the river. 


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Aug 6, 2006 10:50 AM

uncircumsized

Two's company, three's a crowd and four's kin.


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rights

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.


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Aug 26, 2006 10:52 AM

exotic birds

You'll never find a parrot in a sauna, but if you go down to the bathhouse you're sure to see a cockertoo.  


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Aug 29, 2006 1:06 PM

For Nick, Kate, Connie, Lynn, Gus:

My plans for this evening.


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Aug 31, 2006 2:33 PM

The worst part of ...

... being unemployed is that you never get a vacation.

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Sep 3, 2006 12:24 PM

Chicken or the Egg?

Is it because he's the boss that he became an asshole?

Or is it because he's an asshole that he became the boss?

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Sep 4, 2006 12:26 PM

quickie

Get it up, Get it in,  Get Down!
Get it on, Get it off, Get OUT!!


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15 Sep 2006 12:51 AM

The basket trick

Its like a carousel.

Mary Go Round!


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Oct 27 2006 11:27 AM

Casual Sex

I'm really not interested in casual sex, 
I like it nice and ENERGETIC!


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Oct 28 2006 10:33 AM

Loose Women

I'm really not interested in loose women,
I like 'em nice and TIGHT!


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3/10/07 13:35

UNIX

Beatnik Castratti

 

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