Db Major


Ab Major = One of the things you might find if the roof collapsed on the officers’ quarters.

Cb Major = What the search and rescue team observed while searching through the rubble of the officers’ quarters.

Db Major = Until final verification of identity, the corpse will be referred to as this.

Eb Major = What the new team recruit screamed upon first encountering the body.

Bb Major = Yeah, that major he be flat!

Fb Major = How the stuttering messenger delivered the news of the tragedy to his superior.

Gb Major = The superior’s comment upon hearing of the gruesome discovery.


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