Ab Major = One of the things you might find if the roof collapsed on the officers’ quarters.
Cb Major = What the search and rescue team observed while searching through the rubble of the officers’ quarters.
Db Major = Until final verification of identity, the corpse will be referred to as this.
Eb Major = What the new team recruit screamed upon first encountering the body.
Bb Major = Yeah, that major he be flat!
Fb Major = How the stuttering messenger delivered the news of the tragedy to his superior.
Gb Major = The superior’s comment upon hearing of the gruesome discovery.