Country

Dear Auntie,

In the saloon parking lot, my uncle Joe invited me back to his trailer for a session.

Right after we bluegrass, he pulled his huge pick out of his trousers As he plucked my g-string I began to tremelo and sigh. In a heartbeat he was all the way down to the nut in first position. I can’t tell you more, but he really loved my F-holes.

Now he always wants to jam with me. Should I or should I banjo forever?

Amanda Lynn


Dearest A.L,

It seems as if old Joe Clark can’t get enough of the relative minor’s new key.

Listen girl, the fact that you’re even considering seeing him again makes you even sicker than he is!

If you could be a tree, we all know what kind you’d be.

 

Auntie

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